A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
