If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
"The Law of Common Sense" Never accept a drink from a urologist.
"The Law of Reality" Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
"The Law of Motivation" Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
"Law of Impossibility" Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
"Law of Drunkenness" You can't fall off the floor, but you can hold on to the grass and try not to fall of the edge of the world.
