If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. (It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.)
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
