Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off you when you die.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q: What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
