Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"?
A: "Is it in?"
