New catchy bumber stickers....
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots. He Scores!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
