1)    You can enjoy a beer all month long
2)    Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car
3)    Hangovers go away
4)    A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
5)    Beer never has a headache
6)    When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
7)    A beer won't get upset when you come home with beer on your breath
8)    You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
9)    You can share a beer with your friends
10)  A beer always goes down easy
11)  You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
12)  A beer is always wet
13)  You can have a beer in public
14)  A frigid beer is a good beer
15)  You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good