Twistd Humor

September 01, Last Year

Last of the Yo Momma Jokes....

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant,
she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

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