A guy walks into the psychiatrist office wearing only shorts
made from Glad Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
10 Children's books that just didn't make the cut:
Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut
You Are Different and That's Bad
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Some Kittens Can Fly
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy