You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
If you hear. . . "Luke, I am your father .................. and your uncle."
