Here are a few examples of before and after you fall in love:
BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating BEFORE - Twice a night AFTER - Twice a month BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac BEFORE - Don't stop AFTER - Don't start BEFORE - Is that all you're having? AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm BEFORE - $60/doz. AFTER - $1.50/stem BEFORE - We agree on everything AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own? BEFORE - Victoria's Secret AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs AFTER - Ball and chain BEFORE - I love a woman with curves AFTER - I never said you were fat BEFORE - Time stood still AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
