I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
