You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.
You learn about your layoff on the news.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries' gross national products combined.
It's dark when you drive to and from work.
You're already late on the work task you just got.
You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you receive them.
You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best jokes.
