< Grow your own dope, plant a man
< BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
< I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
< Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
< All men are idiots....I married their king.
< IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
< Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
< I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
< Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
< It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
< We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
< Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
< Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?