
October 13, Last Year
You might be a redneck if...
you think Spread Eagle is an extinct bird

You might be a redneck if...
you think a a menstrual cycle has three wheels

Recently seen bumber stickers
. Axe me about Ebonics
< Dain bramaged
< Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
< CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
< Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
< Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
< 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
< Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
< JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
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