Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms : Just do It
Toyota Condoms : Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms : The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms : Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms : Finger Licking Good
M&Ms Condoms : Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms : Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms : Once you pop, you can't stop.
BMW Condoms : Pure Driving Pleasure