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Funny Quickies
November 15, Last Year

Great Comebacks For Those Stupid Old Pickup Lines:

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!
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Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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