Did you here about the 13 year old who got ahold of viagra
He got 3rd degree burns on his hands
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions:
The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE....ya know...Young, Urban Professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK...ya know...Double Income, No Kids."
They asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied......"I'm a WIFE...ya know....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
