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Funny Quickies
November 10, Last Year

Signs recently spotted

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Schooners, Lancaster, California

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, San Diego, California

You're too good for him.
--Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, SkyBar, Los Angeles, CA


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