10.  Have you looked through her briefs?
9.    He is one hard judge!
8.    Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7.    His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6.    Is it a penal offense?
5.    Better leave the handcuffs on.
4.    For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3.    Can you get him to drop his suit?
2.    The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1.    Think you can get me off?