1. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
2. Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
3. What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit-bull
4. What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A robber snatches watches.
