Here are some more REAL ads found in the newspaper:
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE A REWARD.
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
ICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
