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December 01, Last Year

Some More Good Definitions

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
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SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time
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TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines


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