Remember the good ol' days of our childhood school sessions.
"YO MAMA IS SO FAT...."
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13
years to live.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
