WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
Because they don't have penises to put them in
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
They're intended for children, but men usually end up playing with them
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor-lock
