Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law
Q: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?
A: A padded headboard.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side
