WHAT HAS 400 BALLS AND FUCKS DUCKS?
A Shotgun.
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
They don't have enough time
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They don't stop to ask directions
