This time we bring you the 'sexist side' of men Don't worry women, we have the sexist side of women coming up shortly.
How many guys does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven!
