The Scarecrow, the Lion, and Bill Clinton took off together to find the Wizard of Oz. They searched and searched, but failed to find the elusive Wizard. Suddenly, a tornado swept the trio off their feet. Moments later, the twister dropped them right in front of the Emerald Palace.
The Scarecrow, not missing a beat, said, "I'm going to find the Wizard and ask him for a brain."
The Lion said, "I'm going to ask him for a heart."
