One day a blonde was starting her car, and it was snowing heavily. There was snow all over the roads. She remembered her dad had told her to wait around for a snowplow and follow it on snowy mornings. So she did just that. She followed a plow all over town.

Finally, the driver got out and asked the blonde if everything was all right. She said, "Yes," and told him what her daddy had told her to do.

The driver said, "Well, I just finished the WalMart parking lot, now you can follow me to K-mart."