A small white guy goes into an elevator and notices this huge black dude standing next to him. The big guy looks down upon the small white guy and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Ben Dover" The small white guy faints!!
The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks him, "What's wrong?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."
The small white guy says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had said 'Bend Over! '"
