Twistd Humor

July 08, Last Year

Rated PG

Golf Genie

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but hedidn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.

"I sure do,"he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch biclighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster???"

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie," he asked?

"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag."

"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie says.

So he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks

. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"

He answers, "I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch bic?"